Friday, 22 August 2014

Africa Poetry



Nee Owete lawore gi beti samipogo puotho
Nee nyimine yanyore kagigolo Leso
Nee Mon dhaore kagigolo Otamba
Nee nyithindo ywagre kagi neon mine gi
Baba nithoo nang’o

Kane wadak kodu newang’eyo wan Owete
Kane wadak kodu ne wakwayo rombe kanyakla
Kane wadak kodunewachiemo kanyakla
Kawuono tulawa gi bede
Ni ok an nyathiwu

Baba nowacho ni an wuode
Nene ohera kaka nyathine makayo
Kawuono turiemba ni ukia kuma mama nogolae
Dapenjo mama kumaneogolae
Lakini en be nosewewa

Baba ne oherowa watee
Mama ne oherowa watee
Sigu tokoro oaa kanye
Ich lit tokoro oa kanye
Wuoro tokoro oaa kanye

Baba duogi ipog lowo kendi
Mama koro duogi, inyisa babawa
Akia kuma  adhiye
Nyasaye towacho niya Mag piny rumo
Koro an aketo geno na kuome






Hitler Parody. Luo version


Monday, 18 August 2014

LUPITA WHO IS OSCAR?


 


Lupita! Lupita! Lupita!
Thrice I have called you
Because of the weight in my heart
Can’t stand being without you
Village elders believe
Am having you for a wife
But who is this Oscar?

I tried convincing them
That you are miles away
Away from my reach
Wait for her! Jacob waited for 14 years
So you should
That s their reply
But I hear now you have Oscar
Lupita tell me who is this Oscar

I brought Vera Sidika for their approval
 I tell you, If not for the speeding Chevrolet am driving,
The villagers could have lynched me
We have educated you!
We don’t want a taboo in this village!
Your eyes should be open!
They shouted
They need an African Lupita
Deep with the roots of Africa
And you know that is only you
Please Lupita, tell me who is this Oscar

I told them
You already have Oscar
Aduk, the village elder replied
I took a trip to Seme
Oscar has not brought them bride price
How can you claim she is taken?
I could not answer
Who is this Oscar

I have sleepless nights
My days are full with reveries
Lupita yawa!
Schooling mean nothing,
Money mean nothing
If I don’t have you
Lupita tell me Oscar is just a friend
Because I can live with that



Wednesday, 6 August 2014

TELL ME THE DEFINITION OF TRUTH

What is true to you? If I knock at your door and tell you that Jesus is coming will that be truth to you?
Oxford dictionary defines truth as a fact or belief that is accepted as true. That is ambiguous, isn't it? leave that for the books and let us get down to how we perceive what is true to us.

Recently we had an argument with class mates regarding land grabbing in Lamu county.  Heated debate emerged  when we wanted to determine who was saying the truth between Former land minister James Orengo and the current lands cabinet secretary Charity Ngilu on who was telling the public the truth regarding land grabbing in Lamu. One of my class mates , Erick Amollo explicitly explained how Ngilu is giving false information to the public, spreading propaganda instead of solving the land problems. I got satisfied until Arthur Kiathi another class mate made his point. Arthur started his explanation, citing evidence, goggling past publications to prove that Orengo words were pure lies.
According to these two friends, their definition of truth is totally different. This incident got me thinking, what now is the truth? So I got into the following conclusion

Truth depends on what you believe in, your religion, level of education, age, ethnic background and position in in the society. Today approach a Muslim and a christian and ask them who is preaching the truth, I guarantee you are going to get two different answers. This concept spreads to nearly all aspects of our life in determining the meaning of truth to us. For example, what is the true gospel? which is the true church? what is true journalism? e.t.c

Is this what is ailing us, causing war and differences all over? what if we had a general meaning and understanding of the truth, will all our social problems end? but who is going to draw that line and define the truth for us?

SPARE US THE LUPITA SYNDROME



I know she is an icon, Star, Pillar of beauty for most people. In fact, looking at her you get to recognize  the pride of an African Woman, long lost due to modernization. That being written, let us now narrow down to s few facts here.
 First, not every girl can look beautiful in short, trimmed hair like Lupita. Walk around and you will notice that in the verge of copying Lupita’s hair style, some girls end up looking like boys (tom boys), kind of girl you walk with and you feel gay because they look like you, in fact handsome than you-not a good feeling.
 Short hair does not blend well with many and do not force it when it doesn’t work. If you saw the Cameroonian first lady you will definitely concur with my point that even with long hair one can still stand out.
Second, not every girl appeals with little flesh like Lupita.  This is not African, we are known to value flesh; nice hips, breast, boobs and not  forgetting legs. Come to my region around the lake side and we will sing for you  “Adhiambo Sianda”  and you will realize the depth of respect we give to well built women.
Do not torture yourself  going hungry to loose weight to gain ‘admirable’ body because in the end you also loose men like me, those who  value well built ladies.
Finally, the skin color. On this I have no dispute, in fact it bores to see a girl change her skin color. Thumbs up to those who value  and cherish their natural skin color.
Let me end it by urging my beautiful African sisters to be themselves. Lupita made because those features fitted her. This does not mean every Atieno, Njeri and roaming Lucy can make it if they copy Lupita.



Friday, 1 August 2014

WHY INTERVIEWS!

What is the purpose of interviews? Why reduce all the knowledge one has into a 20 minutes or 30 minutes sitting to determine whether he qualifies for a job?
I  understand it provide an avenue where someone's papers can be scrutinized but being asked a lot of questions to gauge one's performance is not right.Answering an impromptu question doesn't mean you can perform, in fact it encourages cramming which is an hindrance to performance.
Society need to invent a new method of gauging performance other than the archaic method- interviews.
I suggest people to just present their papers, panel to look for qualifications and allow the qualified to work. Performance need time to gauge and interviews provide no time for that.
Some may say people acquire certificates through underhand methods and therefore the suggested method is not right; My question is- how different is that from cramming a whole booklet and pour it out on an interview only to remain with nothing to offer in service?
Society need to change in every aspect, some norms we  can't  continue  transferring
from one millennium to the other.